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DROP 02

LATEST RELEASE / 002

Front of Incel Due to Market Conditions shirt with antique cream lettering, seated classical figure and red falling market chart
Back of shirt with antique globe and Not Me. It's The Market. lettering
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MOGFORML / 002

INCEL DUE TO
MARKET CONDITIONS.

$21.99

A market crash you can wear. Vintage-inspired artwork in antique cream and crimson, with a second statement on the back: “NOT ME. IT’S THE MARKET.”

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DROP 01

01 / THE FIRST ARTIFACT

Front view of black T-shirt reading YOU’RE NOT FUNNY. YOU’RE JESTERMAXXING.
MOGFORML / 001

YOU’RE NOT FUNNY.
YOU’RE JESTERMAXXING.

$19.99

A statement that speaks for itself. Minimal serif typography on a black, classic-fit heavyweight cotton tee.

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